EconomyBeat.org » jobs and unemployment http://economybeat.org user-generated content about the economy Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:37:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Podcast highlighting public radio coverage of the economy, the recession, employment, the mortgage crisis and health care issues. Roman Mars no Roman Mars sysadmin.robert@prx.org sysadmin.robert@prx.org (Roman Mars) 2006-2010 Public radio coverage of the economy. economy, healthcare, mortgage, recession, unemployment EconomyBeat.org » jobs and unemployment http://economybeat.org/files/2011/11/economybeatpodcast.png http://economybeat.org/category/jobs-and-unemployment/ A pariah speaks http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/a-pariah-speaks/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-pariah-speaks http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/a-pariah-speaks/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:45:50 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=8532 IAmA section: I am a Bill Collector, ask me anything. Extracts:
Question: I've had my share of ER bills and more than a few of them have gone unpaid. When the collection agency starts calling, I tried to politely explain that I just couldn't pay because I didn't have any money. I have lost my temper on a few occasions, particularly when a debt collector suggested I take out a loan to pay my unpaid medical bills. So my question is this: how much influence do you have over an individual's credit rating? At what point does the uncollected bill start to effect my credit rating? If I start ranting and raving at you, do you just press a button that says I defaulted or didn't pay or something like that?
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From Reddit’s IAmA section:

I am a Bill Collector, ask me anything.

Extracts:

Question:

I’ve had my share of ER bills and more than a few of them have gone unpaid. When the collection agency starts calling, I tried to politely explain that I just couldn’t pay because I didn’t have any money. I have lost my temper on a few occasions, particularly when a debt collector suggested I take out a loan to pay my unpaid medical bills. So my question is this: how much influence do you have over an individual’s credit rating? At what point does the uncollected bill start to effect my credit rating? If I start ranting and raving at you, do you just press a button that says I defaulted or didn’t pay or something like that?

Reply:

Every time i contact a person i make a note of it on my system. Everytime you tell me something that is worthwhile i note it. If you say you are expecting a tax return or getting an inheritance or mention an available balance. .. Sometimes my company does the credit reporting and sometimes the company does the credit reporting. Every client is different; some request credit reporting at 30 days some request at 110 days and some don’t credit report at all.

Question:

Any crazy stories you wanna share?

Reply:

I did have a gentleman threaten to come to my office and kill me. He then went into great detail as to how he was going to accomplish this. I was just trying to help him prevent litigation; he wasn’t having it.

Response to the reply:

Having worked in collections for a few years, I can safely say that after the first few months, hardly anything gets to you. There was a time when the local economy was really bad and I was getting death threats on a weekly basis and it just made my day. Like covering the phone while laughing my ass off. Same goes for my coworkers. Those that last awhile anyway. I don’t think this makes us bad people, but when subjected to this kind of shit you just become numb. (Some) things got to me though;

First, mothers crying over the phone telling you they can’t afford to feed their children (Seriously how are we supposed to deal with that?)

(Also), people that actually are or do a really good over-the-phone impression of someone possessed. Going all Book of revelations on me is only going to piss me off and sign you up for some extra costly legal letters.

Question:

Is there anything I can do to get out of a bill collecting? Just not answer for so long? Make up a sob story? Anything?

Reply:

You could send a letter to the collection agency stating that you wish them to cease and desist all contact with you. I have heard EVERY sob story and i am pretty much heartless. i don’t care about your personal problem i am just focused on the money. Sounds heartless but its how i pay my bills too!

Question:

I’ve had the same cell phone number for close to 2 years, but the jerk who previously owned the number STILL GIVES IT OUT. I keep getting calls from his creditors, and they won’t believe me when I say I am not him. Is there any way I can actually convince these bill collectors or is there a good way I can burn the jerk who gives out a phone number he lost more than 2 years ago?

Reply:

I would try telling the creditors that they are calling you at work. Once they know its a work number the have to LEGALLY stop calling.

Question:

What does bill collecting entail, besides the obvious?

Reply:

I do searching for new numbers to people who we cannot contact. I advise people who are in debt how to resolve them and give consequences doe non payment.

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Post-traumatic unemployment disorder http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/post-traumatic-unemployment-disorder/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=post-traumatic-unemployment-disorder http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/post-traumatic-unemployment-disorder/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:52:41 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=8199 Tales From the Recently Laid Off:
Confessions of a former unemployed</strong> Since I’ve been employed now via contract work I’ve been playing in pseudo-employed world. Having a job and feeling self-sufficient has been euphoric, but honestly there’s a post-traumatic unemployment disorder (PTUD) that’s become a part of me. I’ve talked to friends who’ve felt similarly after being laid off. It’s this late-night-in-your-head-never-leaving-nagging-voice that waits for the floor to disappear. When is it going to happen again. When I’m going to be left with nothing. It has nothing to do with the present and all with the past and while I struggle to regain fiscal confidence, I also struggle to regain personal confidence as well.
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From the blog Tales From the Recently Laid Off:

Confessions of a former unemployed

Since I’ve been employed now via contract work I’ve been playing in pseudo-employed world. Having a job and feeling self-sufficient has been euphoric, but honestly there’s a post-traumatic unemployment disorder (PTUD) that’s become a part of me. I’ve talked to friends who’ve felt similarly after being laid off. It’s this late-night-in-your-head-never-leaving-nagging-voice that waits for the floor to disappear. When is it going to happen again. When I’m going to be left with nothing. It has nothing to do with the present and all with the past and while I struggle to regain fiscal confidence, I also struggle to regain personal confidence as well.

Today is about my lessons in responsibility in the fiscal sense. When I first became unemployed I took to the phones and called all my creditors. I was on top it. I had to be. The second time I was laid off I was less on top of things. I was moving to a new apartment, looking for new jobs and lost track of a lot of things. Fast forward to the present and having to make a payment so I don’t have a block on my credit report. It’s not a fun feeling. It’s my fault in all senses of the world. It’s my fault for being in debt to begin with. I lived beyond my means and I learned that. Did I need to learn it again and again? No, but that’s life. Should I have paid better attention to the junk mail I received? Yes. Maybe that’s wasn’t junk mail but a credit bill. Lesson learned? Yep. I was able to set-up payments for the next five years. In five years I’ll be thirty-three. That’s a)scary b)intimidating c)hopefully will have less debt and d)learned my lesson from my twenties — I’m hoping for all over the above and for it to be paid in less than five years, but I’m not holding my breath.

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The wrong job http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/the-wrong-job/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-wrong-job http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/the-wrong-job/#comments Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:05:47 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=8139 From the blog Laid Off in NYC, a post about taking a job out of desperation and then regretting it.

The Silent Soul-Crusher: UNDERemployment

I got a job back in June and since then, kind of fell off the blogging wagon. I thought, hey I’m employed now, it’s all good. Hah! Little did I know that with each day I spent at my new job, my soul would be crushed a little bit more.

At first, I was psyched to be back at work – just to be doing something besides searching endlessly for jobs on the internet. Everyone asked me how my new job was and I said things like “I have a whole new perspective now,” and “I’m just grateful to have any job at all.” Which was true.

But in hindsight, I took my job because I was depressed and desperate, not because it was something I was truly passionate about, or a company I really wanted to work for. And as a result, here I am, underemployed and stuck, eight full months later.

Here are some signs that you (and I) are underemployed:

* Your bosses take you for granted and don’t treat you well (i.e. no holiday bonus, no holiday gift, no holiday card, never say thank you, expect you to go above and beyond your job duties with no compensation).

* You accepted a lower salary than you should have because you were desperate, and now you’re barely breaking even. You may have even accepted a job with no benefits (like me), which was a mistake and is a constant source of stress and worry.

* You feel underpaid and under-appreciated on a daily basis and are working in a position below what you should be/are qualified for.

* You dread the idea of having to start the job search process over again and possibly end up in a position you still don’t like, but you know you don’t want to stay in your current job.

* You sometimes consider going back to school, but have no money to pay for it or means to support yourself while doing so.

* You watch your friends and old coworkers advance in their careers while you remain stagnant in yours, and even feel like you have regressed.

* You are depressed that you can’t get unemployment again if you quit your job and regret not spending more time looking for a job you really wanted.

* You want to feel sorry for yourself but know you shouldn’t, but no one really understands who hasn’t been through the same thing.

So that’s it, that’s my sob story of underemployment. I don’t want to feel sorry for myself, or wallow in my underemployment, but it’s hard. All I can do is try to maintain a somewhat positive attitude while going into my job that I don’t like (verge of hate) every day, and hope that someday soon, I’ll get my big break. I keep hearing that there are “millions” of my fellow underemployed Americans stuck in the same position that I am and that should be comforting, but somehow it just makes the task of trying to find a new job seem even more daunting.

Still, it’s good to know that I’m not the only one. So if you’re out there, fellow underemployed, sound off here. What advice do you have for me or anyone else in our shoes? In the meantime, I’ll keep you updated on my struggle to break free from underemployment (have an interview Friday!).

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Good to go http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/good-to-go/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=good-to-go http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/good-to-go/#comments Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:36:39 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=8134 Another entry from Reddit’s Ask Me Anything feature.

I’ve been fired from 30 different companies and I’m not yet 25

Question: How do you get hired over and over again?

Answer: I used to list only the most recent three and lie about the dates in which I was employed. Now, I site my side IT jobs as a business and that allows me to list many as independent contracts.

Comment: You know some people say, it’s not you, it’s me? Yeah, it’s you.

Answer: Oh definitely. The biggest reason I get the ax is because I’m a huge prick.

Comment: Hey man, at least you’re upfront about it. Props for that.

Comment: Well, that clearly doesn’t solve anything. Being an ahole is pretty disrespectful, regardless of whether he admits to it or not. Also, the fact he’s been fired 30 times and still doesn’t change is almost laughable.

Comment: Now there’s a straight shooter with upper-management written all over him. What if – and believe me this is a hypothetical – but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

Answer: I’m thinking not. If it was offered, I’d probably take it, then get pissed when people didn’t do things my way. I would openly express my views and get the ax. I’ve been in similar situations- not upper management and stock options, but having a vested interest.

Question: What do you do to get fired?

Answer: It differs somewhat from job to job, but I can name a few. I was canned for getting caught with my mouth on the shake machine at a certain fast food chain. I got caught making out with an electronics girl at a department store in a back room. I’ve been in several name-calling arguments with managers in front of customers or other employees. A couple have been no call/no shows. Had a customer’s car’s oil pan drain out for a quarter mile down the road. I’ve been accused of being too harsh in emails, too condescending over the phone, and rude in person.

Comment: No offense, but grow up. Jesus.. you’re 25 dude. This isn’t excusable after 16.

Comment: He’s got upper management written all over him.

Read the complete conversation here.

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Why so glum? http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/why-so-glum/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=why-so-glum http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/why-so-glum/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 17:55:00 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=8069 Yesterday we referenced a Floyd Norris column in the New York Times called “Why So Glum? Numbers Point to a Recovery,” which discussed the persistence of gloom in the air despite an improving economic outlook.

The American economy appears to be in a cyclical recovery that is gaining strength. Firms have begun to hire and consumer spending seems to be accelerating. That is what usually happens after particularly sharp recessions, so it is surprising that many commentators, whether economists or politicians, seem to doubt that such a thing could possibly be happening….

Why is good news being received with such doubt? Why is “new normal” the currently popular economic phrase, signifying that growth will be subpar for an extended period, and that the old normal is no longer something to be expected?

A good question, and Times’ readers weighed in with answers in the comments section. A sampling:

Perhaps the sad reality that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer with the aid of our elected Senators, Congressmen and Presidents is depressing. Perhaps the fact that the United States is a plutocracy has dimmed people’s hopes for the future. Perhaps the fact that America doesn’t really have a sense of community or true social fabric woven into its core is upsetting. Perhaps we’re all upset that the herculean Wall Street thefts of the rich always seem to be legal while petty stealing is worthy of immediate incarceration. Perhaps the duplicity of life is a bit sickening to those with a sense of right and wrong.

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There are NO JOBS in many areas, except for temp work. The young my age put in anywhere from 50 to 150k getting their educations and came out with massive debt, and even if they had a previous full time work history and resume couldn’t get a job, and can’t still. I’m one of the phony census hires, so I’ll have 6-8 weeks more of work, and that’s it. After two years of unemployment one of my friends got a job for 10-15 hours a week, and it is thrilling for her to work in any way at all. This does not touch on the burdens of the unemployed middle aged to pre-retirement aged worker (employers have literally put my older aunt on the shelf), or our retirement aged parents who are lending us money, and shouldn’t have to. This does not touch on the people who don’t have parents or relatives or friends and are homeless and destitute. There are no luxury items either; just minimum payments on bills, and food. Everyone I know has applied to McDonald’s, to Target, to wash dishes, and are registered at countless temp agencies. (And like your article of last week described, I’ve done a full time “unpaid internship.”)

But someone says we are in recovery. Wow – that makes it ALL different. Absolutely we need a new stimulus package. Because to call millions of people getting seasonal work every year or two a “strong recovery” is madness.

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I think people are cautious because we were informed that this financial collapse was much larger and more widespread than any since 1929; that many financial institutions continue to misrepresent their balance sheets; that there is a huge oversupply of residential and commercial property that will take years to resolve; that many governments have severe financial problems; that unemployment in the US and other countries is large; that state and municipal governments are making unprecedented cutbacks; that manufacturing is well on the way to moving to China;that US infrastructure needs are not being met; that the US Government debt is at dangerous levels.

These seem to be serious problems not mollified by fluctuations in the stock market or 0.8% rise in employment, most in low-paying dead-end jobs.

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Although anectodal evidence admittedly does not a strong recovery make, my older brother got laid off from his engineering job in Silicon Valley at age 58 when the dot com bubble burst in 2001, and he remained unemployed for the next 9 years. However, he just landed a great new position a few months ago. When a person old enough to be on Medicare, and who has been unemployed for many years, can find a job commensurate with his education and experience, it would appear that the tide is indeed turning. I know this little bit of personal history will not put food on the table of those still amongst the unemployed, but perhaps it will provide some hope for the near term future.

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I believe the average American will remain dubious because they no long trust or believe elected officials–top to bottom–and most are still suffering from this downturn.

The same federal officials who boast that the recession is definitely over are the same self-proclaimed experts who tell us there is no price inflation. Anybody with half sense and one eye who has shopped for anything in American during the past year knows the current inflation rate is at least 15%. So let’s give the average American credit for being savvy enough to be wary of any news coming out of the federal government’s sunshine mill.

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Talk about Manhattan elitism! I noticed back in the 1980s that the stock market had nothing at all to do with the way the economy felt out in the real world west of the Hudson. In fact, Wall Street has always seemed to love mass layoffs and get nervous about high employment causing inflation.

I have never known so many unemployed and under-employed people in my life. I’m self-employed, my business is way down, and the clients I have aren’t willing to pay as much as they used to.

That’s REALITY, something New York Times writers often seem unacquainted with.

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I’m glum; and I’m an Economist. The pundits are saying that we are in “recovery” and that it will be a “jobless recovery”. As an Economist, I can tell you that there is NO such thing as a “jobless recovery”. If you doubt me, just ask anyone who is unemployed.

When I last checked, the “true rate of unemployment” in the USA was 21.9% and climbing; not the government”s and media reports of 9.7% and holding near steady. We’re due for a second, deeper dip in the economy (which is the opposite of all the political “experts”) are telling us. If you’ve got two bucks in your wallet, hang on to them!

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Why do I not believe it? Because my income took a 70% hit two and a half years ago when I got laid off. The only job I could find was in retail, and I had to ask a friend of a friend to put in a word for me to get me in the door there.

It’s been all I could do to hold on to my house and car, I’ve been sued by a credit card company for a $3000 debt that I’ve paid a total of $14,000 on over 10 years, and now they’ve gotten a judgment against me for $10,000 more. Nice way to make 80% per year on an investment, eh? I remember when there were usury laws.

So yeah, I’m still a little gloomy.

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The reason that the stock market is up is because it is impossible to get any return on investment with more conservative investments, thanks to Bernanke. This forces individuals and funds to put money in the market. There is no real underlying economic growth.

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People don’t believe it because human beings tend to look at the present and the immediate past to assess things, and they don’t look to long-term trends. When the housing bubble was inflating everyone thought things were hunky dory — the few who predicted doom were greeted with derision. Then the crash happened and the government went full tilt into trying to stave off disaster by injecting large amounts of capital into the financial system and spending money on a stimulus package, both moves likely staved off a far worse depression.

But people can’t compare what “might have been” with what is…

We keep making the same mistakes over and over again, but we don’t learn from them. The way things have been in the immediate past isn’t necessarily the way they will continue to be forever. Bubbles don’t inflate forever and crashes usually recover.

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Because the University where I teach has announced a significant budget shortfall next year, with an even larger shortfall the year after, and is considering elimination of my department. I landed this job after a year of unemployment; I had lost the previous job due to budget cuts.

Because the number of available jobs for which I could apply is a small fraction of the number of such jobs “normally” advertised.

Because yesterday one of my best friends was informed of a 10% pay cut, effective immediately.

Because thanks to Wall Street and Washington and the insatiable, shortsighted greed of politicians and corporate barons, I can’t help believing strongly that IF there is a recovery, the benefits – at least for a long, long time – will go to a very few who are already at the top of the pyramid.

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I think most of us have lost confidence that our corporate, banking and manufacturing leadership have any capability of recovering. Supposedly smart people ran the auto industry into a ditch. Supposed masters of the universe designed and traded their way into a monetary house of cards. Trusted realtors and builders created a bloated housing bubble that bore no relation to the realities of cost and demand. Politicians now want to starve the beast and make everyone worse off. No we aren’t just glum, we are also angry…

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There will be a substantial psychological impact from this recession that will last years. Americans face of future of less, not more, a future that holds little in the way of promise or security. My parents’ generation lived through the Depression, and they never forgot it. Even though I was a very good employee, I lost my job to forces over which I had no control. I have been out-of-work for nearly a year. While I am hopeful of becoming employed in the near future, until I am, I’m certainly not counting on anything until it happens.

I will not soon forget listening to my wife and daughters cry themselves to sleep because of the stress they were under. I won’t forget months of “your resume is impressive; however . . . ” letters, phone calls, and emails. With our savings exhausted, there is no longer money for home repairs, purchases beyond what is necessary, and, for my adolescent children, college. We lost years of slow saving and now, even if I am employed again soon, it will take years for us to get back to where we were a twelve months ago.

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It’s terrible when someone is out of work but we need a little perspective here. You can be out of work and the economy can be recovering at the same time. Just because I’m barely working (which is true) doesn’t mean the economy isn’t recovering. It’s not about me as an individual. So I welcome this as good news, giving me hope that better working days are ahead for me and others.

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Many college students no longer have the luxury that I had–to choose a major and career based on personal interests–but have to follow the money. I truly believe this will affect their happiness for the rest of their lives–and they will never be optimistic about the economy. Here’s a small example: many people used to buy a new car when they graduated from college or got their first “real” job. Now–the used car or mom and dad’s hand-me-down is good enough.

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If my business–freelance writing–is the proverbial canary in a coal mine, then, yes, I agree that the recession does seem to be over, if not ending very soon. My Q1 2010 billings versus Q1 2009 billings are almost double. Q2 is already off to a big start, too, with a new book deal and six new writing assignments in the past few weeks.

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You know why nobody believes the recession is over? BECAUSE IT ISN’T! I’ve been out of employment since December 2008, as has our 26-year-old son. Our family income is now a third of what it was previously. We’re now in personal bankruptcy because despite all our cutbacks and efforts, every one of our credit card companies RAISED THEIR INTEREST RATES between November 2009, when the credit card reform bill was passed, and Feb. 22, 2010, when it went into effect. And the interest rates went up on our outstanding balances despite the fact that we had NEVER MISSED A PAYMENT!!

We’re dying out here in real America, and no one in Washington gives a damn about us. All they want is the money from other fat cats so they can go on being fat cats themselves. We’ve been betrayed by the system we helped to build. What suckers we all were!

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Pretend Office http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/pretend-office/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pretend-office http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/pretend-office/#comments Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:38:17 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=7934 Phil Gyford's website:
A few times over the past couple of years I’ve discussed with freelancing friends how we miss out on some of the aspects of working in a proper company: the Christmas lunch, the after-work drinks, the fire alarm tests. All that bonding. A couple of us thought that maybe we should start an email list to compensate in some way, although we weren’t quite sure what it would be for. Maybe we’d just send round stupid videos and fail to organise a get-together in December, but it might be fun. So I set up the Pretend Office mailing list with no expectations. And a weird thing happened. With no planning, we all started acting as if we were people in a real office. Almost immediately we began to adopt characters and send officious announcements. Soon we were referring to characters in the office who didn’t exist in real life. Meeting rooms were booked, couriers arrived, servers went down, timesheets were requested, and embarrassing emails were accidentally sent to everyone in the company.]]> If you’ve been unemployed a long time, perhaps you miss the kind of electronic back-and-forth that goes on in an office. If so, check out Pretend Office. Here’s a description:

A few times over the past couple of years I’ve discussed with freelancing friends how we miss out on some of the aspects of working in a proper company: the Christmas lunch, the after-work drinks, the fire alarm tests. All that bonding. A couple of us thought that maybe we should start an email list to compensate in some way, although we weren’t quite sure what it would be for. Maybe we’d just send round stupid videos and fail to organise a get-together in December, but it might be fun. So I set up the Pretend Office mailing list with no expectations.

And a weird thing happened.

With no planning, we all started acting as if we were people in a real office. Almost immediately we began to adopt characters and send officious announcements. Soon we were referring to characters in the office who didn’t exist in real life. Meeting rooms were booked, couriers arrived, servers went down, timesheets were requested, and embarrassing emails were accidentally sent to everyone in the company.

Here are all the email messages about pretend matters, sorted by pretend thread, pretend subject, pretend author, and pretend date.

One funny thread:

[Everyone] server downtime tonight

Can I remind everybody that the fileserver (ie, your N and Q drives)
will be going offline at

***5PM***

today for about an hour? We are upgrading its version of Windows NT. I
understand this is inconvenient but it is a CRITICAL upgrade, and it
has been scheduled to cause minimum inconvenience.

So: make sure you’re not using your N or Q drive by 5pm, please. We
should be back up by the morning.

Tom.

(also: we know about the photocopier on the third floor. We can’t fix
it, it’s a building services issue, so please stop emailing IT support
about it).

Tom
IT Support
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

RE: [Everyone] server downtime tonight

What is up with the photocopier on the third floor? It never works. IT
support – SORT IT OUT!!!!!

Russell
(Offsites, insights, upsights)
Do you really need to print this email? Why not do it anyway?

RE: [Everyone] server downtime tonight

It hasn’t worked since SOMEONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS decided to
photocopy their nether regions at the Christmas party. There’s always
one, isn’t there?

—-
Zelda
Quantitative Arbitrage Requantifier

RE: [Everyone] server downtime tonight</em

Just a note from the legal eagles:

ongoing disciplinary issues should not be the subject of company discussion.

Thanks

RE: [Everyone] server downtime tonight</em

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben
Snr Deputy Exec Assistant
UK London Office / East
Skype: ben_snr_dep_exe_ass
Cell/Mob: 07999 123 456
Direct: 020 7777 4472
Direct Fax: 020 7777 4672
Office: 020 7777 4444
Office Fax: 020 7777 4666
IM: ben_snr_dep_exe_ass
Please don’t print this email unless you really, really need to.
Thanks. Think about the trees. Thanks!!
Runner Up: Snr Deputy Exec Assistant Awards 07
Anyone want to rent a room? Clean, non smoking, no pets. IM me for details.
“You know, I think that R2 unit we bought may have been stolen.”

RE: [Everyone] server downtime tonight</em

Oh f***, did that go to everyone in the office?

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben
Snr Deputy Exec Assistant
UK London Office / East
Skype: ben_snr_dep_exe_ass
Cell/Mob: 07999 123 456
Direct: 020 7777 4472
Direct Fax: 020 7777 4672
Office: 020 7777 4444
Office Fax: 020 7777 4666
IM: ben_snr_dep_exe_ass
Please don’t print this email unless you really, really need to. Thanks.
Think about the trees. Thanks!!
Runner Up: Snr Deputy Exec Assistant Awards 07
Anyone want to rent a room? Clean, non smoking, no pets. IM me for details.
“You know, I think that R2 unit we bought may have been stolen.”

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http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/pretend-office/feed/ 5 Your dream job visualized http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/your-dream-job-visualized/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=your-dream-job-visualized http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/your-dream-job-visualized/#comments Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:30:01 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=7660 From the book How to Keep Your Cool if You Lose Your Job, via Recessionwire, a chart designed to help you visualize your current level of job satisfaction, or desired level if you’re unemployed.

Dream-job diagram

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Laying off the wrong person http://economybeat.org/business/laying-off-the-wrong-person/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=laying-off-the-wrong-person http://economybeat.org/business/laying-off-the-wrong-person/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 10:00:10 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=7785 The head of a management consulting firm writes on his Harvard Business Review blog that companies sometimes lay off relative underperformers simply because nobody understands exactly what they do.

When the wrong person is fired, it hurts everyone involved — the person and his or her company. There’s a better way to solve this problem and a worse way. The worse way first: If you’re an employee and want to protect yourself, you can do two things:

1. Be excellent. The more effectively you deliver on your goals the less likely you’ll be let go. Employers value productivity.

2. Be confusing. The more ambiguously you achieve your goals the more difficult it will be to fire you. Employers fear uncertainty.

There are two problems with this. One, it might backfire. Being too opaque could get you fired, especially if you’re not quite as excellent as you think. And two, while this strategy might help you as an individual, it hurts the company which, eventually, will hurt you as an individual.

We got ourselves into this economic mess in part because leaders didn’t understand what was going on in their own companies. While tying a Gordian knot may help individuals keep their jobs, untying it will help the businesses stay viable. That’s the critical challenge facing industry today.

The full post here.

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Wear your resume http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/wear-your-resume/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=wear-your-resume http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/wear-your-resume/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:00:51 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=7561 Sounds like a piece of can-do advice from a job recruiter, but we mean it literally.

Now you can print your resume on your tee-shirt.

From damnIneedAjob.com:

The shirt costs $25 (plus $3 shipping). Add three bucks if outside the continental United States. Upon submission of this form you will be directed to PayPals secure site where you can use your PayPal account or any major credit card.

Your cover letter should be one short paragraph not exceeding 500 characters including spaces. I invite you to paste an encyclopedia into the field but it will be truncated. Keep it brief! People won’t read it if it’s too long! Carriage returns (blank lines) will also be removed. Write it as though you were submitting it formally yet generic enough that all your bases are covered. I suggest a brief description of your skills and what kind of position you are looking for. Any misspellings or grammatical errors WILL BE ON YOUR SHIRT so be careful to proof read it. I recommend doing it in a word processor like Word and utilizing it’s spell check and word count tools then copy and paste into the cover letter field. While I probably won’t, I reserve to the right to refuse submissions for whatever reason.

damnneedjob

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Tweaking the ole resume http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/tweaking-the-ole-resume/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tweaking-the-ole-resume http://economybeat.org/jobs-and-unemployment/tweaking-the-ole-resume/#comments Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:00:26 +0000 Jon Brooks http://www.economybeat.org/?p=7510 From the LearnVest blog:

Making the Most of a Thin Resume.

When you’re short on experience, play up your strengths.

The Problem: Recession or not, you’re job hunting. Trouble is, aside from some internships and a few part-time gigs, the work experience section of your resume is, well, thin. You know that you could nail a job if given the chance – but with the national unemployment rate hovering around 10%, how to get a foot in the door with so little to go on?

The Solution: A resume redo. The key is highlighting your accomplishments, regardless of how you got them. Definitely include when you graduated and whatever positions you’ve held since – employers want to see that. But, also list volunteer organizations, student clubs, sports teams, or any group in which you’ve held a leadership position or made an impact. Detail projects completed, funds raised or other positive outcomes; you want to point to anything that shows your capabilities, especially if it dovetails with requirements of the job you’re going after. And, here’s a tip from executive recruiters: Describe your efforts using keywords that mirror the language in an employer’s job listing, so they can connect the dots between your skills and their position. If you’re going after a marketing associate job, for example, outline the email marketing campaign you created for your campus bookstore that led to a 10% increase in sales.

One More Thing: No matter what type of job you’re going after, be sure to include in-demand skills such as foreign languages and computer know-how – we’re talking about spreadsheets and database programs, here, not Facebook. Of course, it’s all relative. If all you can say is, “Basic Microsoft Word,” then you might not want to highlight that that’s all you know.

If You’re The Do-It-Yourself Type: You’ll have no problem revamping your resume with the help of free templates from Microsoft, About.com or other online sources – some even have those all-important keywords built in. If you need a little coaching, have a professional resume service to do it for you – though you’ll pay for the convenience. Websites such as ResumeWriters.com or Monster.com charge anywhere from $100 to $300 for a finished product that you’ll get back in two to three days. Everyone has a different resume style preference, however, and we’ve spoken to executive recruiters who think that professional resume services create resumes that are too complicated and fluffy.

Before you part with any cash, do some digging. With so many people out of work, public libraries are holding free resume writing workshops, and universities have made resume and career counseling services available to recent grads and other alumni.

Good luck!

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