Pro-healthcare reform ad suggestions

February 24, 2010Jon Brooks Comments Off

The Rude Pundit suggests two pro-healthcare reform ads:

Where Are the Pro-Health Care Reform Ads When We Need Them?:
F***, the Rude Pundit will just do the work for you, DNC and other groups:

Ad #1: We’re in a grocery store. POV of being behind a shopping cart, rolling down an aisle. Camera turns to a loaf of bread. Close-up on a sign: the price “$2.99″ has been crossed out with a black marker. A new price, “$4.15,” is written in. As the cart moves up aisles filled with similar signs, all with prices that have been raised, a voice says, “This past month, Anthem Blue Cross sent out notices to 800,000 individual health insurance policy holders informing them that their premiums were going to rise as much as 39%.” A woman’s hand picks up a carton of milk, and we see a sign indicating the price has gone from $3.49 to $4.85. “Anthem’s parent corporation, Wellpoint, made $2.9 billion in profit last year.” The hand puts the carton of milk back. We see that the cart is empty. It is left behind as the camera heads for the sliding doors. “And for people with pre-existing conditions, there’s nowhere else to go.” The doors open and the camera pulls back to reveal that the grocery store is in the middle of a deserted wasteland. There is, indeed, nowhere else to shop. End it with a tagline about telling Congress to pass health care reform. Or, even better, “Ask Senator (fill in your favorite Republican) why he/she stands with profit-making corporations and against reform.”

There? Is that so hard?

How about this one:

Ad #2: We’re outside on a dark, cold, lightly-snowing night. A row of people in threadbare clothes are standing shoulder to shoulder, each holding a baby or toddler. A sinister-looking bureaucrat with a clipboard is walking down the row, looking at the children. He approaches one mother with a little girl. VO says, “United Health Care in Colorado turned down 2-year old Aislin Bates of Denver, Colorado for coverage because they said she was too thin.” The bureaucrat shakes his head and makes a mark. The mother and child head off into the dark. He walks to the next parent, looks at the child, and nods. They head forward, into light. He goes to the next, a father holding a baby. VO say, “8-month old Jaxon Thornburgh of Dallas, Texas was denied health insurance because he needed simple therapy to help with an easily curable condition.” Same thing: bureaucrat shakes his head, makes a mark, they head into the dark. Then he nods to two other parents, who smile gratefully and step forward. He moves to the next, a pair of parents with a boy. VO: “In New Jersey, HealthAmerica denied doctor-recommended life-saving treatment to cancer patient Kyler VanNocker, who is 5 years old.” The bureaucrat shakes his head and continues on. The camera pulls back to reveal that those given the nod are going into a hospital. Those denied are heading into the snowy night. VO: “Call your Senators and tell them that your children shouldn’t ever have to risk losing their health insurance.”

…Or make a really outrageous web ad where an executive from Aetna is just shooting sick kids in the head. It’s pretty much the same point. That shit’d get all kinds of coverage for free.

Oh, it’d get coverage, all right…

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