Economic song parodies
January 21, 2010Jon Brooks 1 Comment »More economic song parodies by Marcy Shaffer of the web site Versus:
You’ve got the Fed (sung to the tune of “You’ve got a friend”)
Lyrics:
This is when.
From your den.
You call men.
Who then all call Ben.
Squeal you’re breakin’.
You’re caught in the red.
Too big to croak ’cause markets could choke.
So though you are a pig in a poke.
He’ll save your bacon.
You’ve got the Fed.
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Crash Dance (sung to the tune of “Flash Dance”)
What a ceiling!
When you’re dealing
With recapping banks.
Who are clapping: “Thanks, that’s nice.”
Spike the panic.
Like the Titanic.
Once you’ve struck the ice.
you are stuck to pay the price.
What a ceiling!
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Depressing (sung to the tune of “The 59th Street Bridge Song”)
No down.
and credit line.
You sniff the whiff
of ’29?
Just giving thanks
I don’t own banks
To maneuver.
Feels like Hoover.
C.D.O. – oh-oh-oh-oh.
Feels like Hoover.
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And a reprise from December of…
The Cinders of Ayn Rand (sung to the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”)
How’d you take
Your convictions?
From a flake
Who wrote fictions?
A hotshot like you.
Deserves a potshot or two.
Walking in the cinders of Ayn Rand.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:25 am
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