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August 27, 2009Jon Brooks Comments Off

Savvy entrepeneurial initiative or cynical rip-off? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA is offering to take care of the pets of born-again Christians forced to leave them behind in The Rapture.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

Here’s the elaborate FAQ, which states the whole thing is not a joke.

They even take Discover. Now that’s serious.

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