Before we get to health care…
March 22, 2010Jon Brooks Comments Off…let’s start the new week with a pair of Ridiculous Job Posts.
Professional Psychic Tarot Readers
Professional Psychic Tarot Readers PROS ONLY (worldwide)
Date: 2009-12Professional Psychic & Tarot Readers PROS ONLY. Upscale and Ethical Network seeks professional readers. This is a professional network – not a 900 line nor PRN. Clients are given the best because readers on APN are screened and passed testing prior to hire. Unlike other networks hiring anyone and/or hiring masses, APN offers added incentives, bonus and yearly pay raise increases.
Commentary:
Can someone tell me what an upscale or ethical Psychic Tarot Reader is ? I mean I am reliable enough to tell people they’re gonna have money problems, might lose their job, may not find another one soon and that they have a crush on someone totally unattainable. Bring on the hard problems…Will I find a mustard yellow pair of skinny jeans before Christmas?
Santa Claus Entertainer needed multiple parties (Atlanta and more)
Date: 2009-12-14We are looking for an actor/entertainer who can play Santa Claus this November and December throughout Atlanta . You will go to consumer homes and businesses, read stories, talk to families and entertain the guests. You must have reliable transportation, be able to pass a background check, and have a REAL white beard.
Pay depending on experience is between $75 to $125 per hour.
We are a professional entertainment company that has been booking Santa’s across the globe since 1999. If you are open to this event or other locations across the USA and in China, please let us know.
We have over 300 professional REAL BEARDED Santa’s. Please email us a resume along with a current photo to Marcus@Santaforhire.com or feel free to call us .
Commentary:
Apparently, even in the recession it pays to be a Santa, and really damn well in the ATL. How would like $75 to $125 dollars an hour to fill your empty pockets or even better pay your electric bill? What you must be able to do is pass a background check, get your chat on and have a reliable ride to work. What it doesn’t mention is any kind of confidentiality agreement. Cha- Ching! Oh to be a Santa Claus in an Atlanta house this year. Tyler Perry, The Real Houswives of Atlanta, Atlanta Braves, Anderson Cooper, NBA stars…wow… Santa Claus could be double dipping and working for the tabloids while he’s working with the kids. Work smarter not harder kids.
